1) You gotta be a redhead!! No exceptions.

2) You gotta be a cracker and not ashamed to admit that you're a cracker.

3) You have to be attractive, because these firecrackers are hott!!

4) You have to know the secret Megabanger Mighty Cracker Pop Pop, Boom Boom dance.

5) You have to have extreme expertise in vandalizing the neighborhood by throwing various firecrackers at unknown, unsuspecting pedestrians, small animals, and all forms of vehicular transportation devices.